10. They will make a loan because that is what banks are for.
9. I’ll use my good looks and charm to help me seal the deal.
8. They must be doing a lot of loans, look at this expensive office.
7. No sweat. The loan officer is a personal friend of mine.
6. Everyone gets their accountant to show a loss. We really make a lot of money, so no problem.
5. They will like the fact that we want the money to open a new location.
4. They will not ask for our house as collateral.
3. They will not put a lien on everything we own.
2. They won’t ask for too much paperwork.
1. This won’t be a problem.